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Humbert Badger Dakota Baker
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Welcome to the Baker Family Asylum

Who are We and Why are We Here?

There are many branches on the Baker family tree and this is one of the transplanted twigs. Ours is a composite that started in Springfield, Ohio and was dragged here to the wretched humidity of FLorida without so much as a howdy-do. The younger was born in those southern climes known as South Miami and now hangs out in the fastest growing county in FLorida [Flagler]. Our little group gets smaller and smaller.

We now accept our fate as it stands and where it stands knowing we shall never escape unless we win the Lottery (which we're expecting RSN).

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We are (in descending order of computer literacy):
  • Christopher Baker
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